Spurs appoint new Chief Scout – What’s the point?

Poch has led us into the CL only to prematurely lead us out of it (In order to, bizarrely, focus on getting us back in it) so what is the point?
Pathetic.
Why is Top 4 good enough? Do we want to suffer 12 years of mediocrity until we are forced to turn to Spurs Fan TV and “It’s time to Go” Poch Banners to get our voices heard?
Last year was a great opportunity to win the League, until missing key players and having to replace them with dross (Davies, N’Jie, Mason, Carroll) because we hadn’t bought well enough fatally cost us vital points.
This year we have already lost valuable points because we suffer when our first eleven is broken up, being forced to replace key components of our full strength team with more dross (Davies, N’koudou, Sissoko, Janssen)
Oh well, we’re only Spurs. We were never aiming to win the League anyway….
“It is better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low. And we of Spurs have set our sights very high, so high in fact that even failure will have in it an echo of glory.”
Why, year after year, are we turning to bargain basement, unproven potential or last minute panic buys in order to ‘improve’ the squad?
What does the scouting department do exactly in order for us to go through the same ridiculous song and dance on every deadline day and end up with no-one or players that no-one else wanted?
Levy should appoint us, The Fans, as the clubs new Chief Scout.
James in East Lower can finally convince Levy to sell Eriksen. Mod Steve in South Upper will at last be rid of having to watch Kyle Walker. Ricky and Dave in East Upper will get their wish of cashing in on Alli for £100mill. Of course, Sissoko will be sold to the highest bidder. Davies – gone. Janssen, N’koudou, N’jie, all flogged by a majority fan vote. Onomoah, according to Drinking Steve in South Lower, has never showed him glimpses of anything, so he’s out the door too….
However, Oli and Lawrence from North Upper actually like Eriksen, and appreciate that he’s allowed to be anonymous whenever he wants to be, as long as he turns up once every 5 or 6 games, so we will then be buying Eriksen back. Andy and Jim in the Park Lane end love Alli, so they will be bidding £120mil to sign him back once we have sold him too.
Zaha? In.
Barkley? In.
Martial? In.
Rashford? In.
Shaw? In.
Dembele? In.
Isco? In.
Sessengnon? In.
Bruno Peres? In.
Bruma? In.
Kessie? In.
Mbappe? In.
Mahrez ? In.
If only Levy listened to us, the fans, then we would have a squad truly capable of challenging for the The Premier League Title.
Which is the only thing we should be aiming for anyway.

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