Pochettino. We can’t complain about weak management certainly. The side picked to play against one of the best sides in Europe was never designed to… well I don’t know what it was designed for really. Or not designed for.
I do of course, it was a team picked to carry a sedan chair with enough room on board for all the goals we’re going to score at the weekend.
There were players who did a job, others who stood above and some who were found wanting, but it’s invidious to name names as the team wasn’t chosen to help anyone apart from the good people of Dortmundshire.
Physically we were comedy. Carroll, Trippier, Mason, Onomah – midgets v banana coloured giants.
I’m not sure there’s anything profound to be drawn from tonight; it’s Top Four or Bust.
Three points on Sunday, otherwise pictures photoshopping Poch standing over a hole with a shovel will go viral.
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