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  1. Spurfect

    PL Arsenal Vs SPURS Sun Sep 26th 16.30 KO

    Oops, my fault! ;)
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    EFL Cup Wolves Vs SPURS Wed Sep 22nd 19:45 KO

    Would rather see the academy playing than the overrated and unmotivated lot we have.
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    PL Arsenal Vs SPURS Sun Sep 26th 16.30 KO

    I hate Sunday matches. I‘m rather out and go fishing. The problem is I haven’t got a fishing rod! Anyway, we will face the Wolves before on Tuesday. Don’t forget! ;)
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    PL SPURS Vs Chelsea Sunday Sep19th 16.30 KO

    Exactly, this guy is an absolute disgrace! Once hailed and praised as Englands most promising player he is nothing more than a mop! After his faux pas against Asians and the fee he had to pay for that, his social media and fort night addiction, vaneers and shit locks transformation he became a shadow of the player we all hoped he will become with time! I‘m so disappointed with him, cause when I saw him playing for the Dons, I was so excited and happy when he finally signed for us. I loved this lad. Now I only won’t to see that lazy ass kicked out from the club!
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    PL SPURS Vs Chelsea Sunday Sep19th 16.30 KO

    Mr. 22 mill + Lamela is a real game changer! Im sarcastic Sanchez is our best defender at the moment. Dier as hard as he tries is a liability. So why do you try to get rid of Sanchez and sign Romero when it needs to replace Dier in first place! Dele is lost in La La Land. Can somebody tell him, that he was responsible to defend Silva Was Son actually playin? Why haven’t Stevie come on? Why have we kept Harry. Why ? I mean why? I mean... why? When its true and Chelsea really wanted Harry. Imagine this. Lukaku would be playing for us and Conte would also be satisfied! We never needed Ndombele. He is like a baby. I think his IQ is the one of an 11 year old child! Fuvk hin and all of his fucking PlayStation supporters!!! Why is LoCelso played out of position? He needs to play in the mid! No balls coming from the mid. The saddest thing is, knowing we have no chance turn a match around when we are behind. That is not possible with Nuno and the players we have. Nuno is worse than Mourinho and has no bloody clue how to play to the advantages of our players. No vision at all!!! And what frustrates me the most, I‘ve predicted that long ago. Wrong players, wrong coaches, wrong toilet paper. It should be the three-ply toilet paper. Cause after the opponent teams penetrate our lads weak in weak out, their butt surely hurts! Oh, silly me. I forgot to mention ... FUCK Levy
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    PL SPURS Vs Chelsea Sunday Sep19th 16.30 KO

    Yeah... but the defensive work was great. We just lost 3:0
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    PL SPURS Vs Chelsea Sunday Sep19th 16.30 KO

    Looks like Nuno wants to hold the 2:0. master stroke
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    PL SPURS Vs Chelsea Sunday Sep19th 16.30 KO

    Dele shit as always! Is the fly out of Ndombeles eye? Let the fuck fest begin! So embarrassing
  9. If somebody can lure him to the lane its Patricia, but if we can’t get Kessie in winter, we won’t get him at all. Guess, Milan would be interested in some cash. Juve can have Ndombele and the bin dippers can go and fuck themselves! Anyway, if we don’t make points and show some good results we won’t attract anybody. So, whats the talk about Coeman? Bayern haven beaten us how high? 7:2? That sits deep! No further questions
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    PL SPURS Vs Chelsea Sunday Sep19th 16.30 KO

    Agree, with all players available I would be more optimistic. But that’s not the case! Personally, I hope Nuno is just a stopover and Patricia secretly built a team for Conte.
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    PL SPURS Vs Chelsea Sunday Sep19th 16.30 KO

    I thought we have kept Japhet to compete with Dorothy on the right back. If Dier is available he should start with Sanchez. Oh, I forgot Levy didn’t do his homework and now he is in quarantine, so as Romero. Good job, baldy! Our defense is too inexperienced with Royal who just arrived and Japhet and Rodon leading the back. Reggie is great, but has his two three errors that can be easily exploited. Ben served the club as good as possible, but its time to part ways. Can’t see a win with our defense. It still needs improvement, but we haven’t got the players. Thats why I think, this will become a fuck fest. Sure, I hope we will play the active part and penetrate them. But according to the last matches, injuries and quarantines, I guess, the lads will complain about big butt pain after the match! Just saying
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    PL Crystal Palace Vs SPURS Sat 11th Sep 12:30 KO

    I forgot to mention Ndombele. If you want to get rid of him, but are not willing to give him playing time. Why is he still in training? We had Sissoko who is the same player type as Ndombele. We never needed him. If anybody from Lyon, it must have been Aouar. I suggested Soucek and Berge, both were a cheaper and better options than Hojbjerg, who is technically absolutely miserable. But our idiots at the club know it better. My favorite was Wany, but unfortunately he was injured too heavily, but he was never given a chance again. I rather kept him in the squad than a fucking Winks, who in contrary got too many chances IMO. Wany was solid as a rock and in contrary to Hojbjerg, he can shoot and hit the target, but the idiots know it better! Hart was an unnecessary signing. We are all glad he left the club, but the truth is, hire a player just to sell him in the following year is stupid move. If we could have profit from a possible Edouard signing, okay. But no, we haven’t. Hart was an absolute unnecessary signing from our club only to fill the homegrown quota. I rather signed Ramsdale, Henderson or Pope, but the idiots know it better! Serge contract was terminated. We have Japhet, okay. But actually he is a CB. We all know that Mourinhos choices are stupid, when it comes to players, but the club allowed him to part ways with KWP only to sign another mediocre right back who is useless as fuck. As for Hart we signed Dorothy only to sell him in the following year. The problem is, nobody wants him. But the idiots know it better. We are still chasing a CB, but every fucking player we are linked with is a right foot. De Ligt is past, but him and Sanchez would be the perfect replacements for Toby & Jan. Both knew each other from Ajax. Sanchez was never bad, it was Mourinho who couldn’t sort it out. But the idiots at our club knew it better. Another Ajax scholar is Botman who developed and turned into a great defender for Lille and is, surprise surprise left footed. He is the defender we should go for to replace Dier, but the idiots at our club know it better. I know why the most of the supporters hold on to Dele, he is english. But nevertheless he lost himself. He copies his stars from the NBA and NHL cause he is totally lost and doesn’t know who he is. Sell hin, loan him or send him to Peru on an ayahuasca trip to find his fucking self again. But the idiots know it better. Harry won’t make it any longer. Maybe he will have another good season or maybe its his last, but he won’t keep his form forever. There will be more pressure on him to perform and more pressure for the club to replace him. But the more we wait the less Harry will be worth. We could have get 120 million for Eriksen. What we get was 20 mill and a luke warm handshake! Buendia would have been the perfect replacement for him, so as Ziyech for Dele. But the idiots know it better! Mourinho was a big failure and according to our results, Nuno isn’t better. Even we have won the first matches, we struggled scoring goals. But the idiots know it all better! Unbelievable how these bunch of motherfuckers run the club and treat players. If there is anybody to blame, it’s the board especially Levy. Fucking asshole! Excuse my french!
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    PL Crystal Palace Vs SPURS Sat 11th Sep 12:30 KO

    Totally agree. For me it would have been Ismael. Valerian plays the offensive gameplay that we need for the squad. I give every manager a chance, but Morpheus should have remained in the Matrix movies. „To dare is to do“, up his arse! The reason he is our manager? Nuno doesn’t question Levy and keeps his mouth shut! My summery Lucas had some good individual runs but football is a teamsport and there was no support. Harry hasn’t got any balls to exploit a chance. What brings me to the mid... We started with 10 men and ended the match with nine, cause Winks is and was as always useless as shit. No impact, no influence, no creativity. Can you imagine, he was once called the english Iniesta!? Well, I guess in his exchange year in Pakistan! We got a chance in the ninth minute, but if you can’t shoot like Hojbjerg you will give the chance away in the hope the „Rastaman“ will do it. But the pass hasn’t even reached the pothead Dele is a player who should step up in matches like that, take responsibility and prove his worth, but he didn’t. In fact he didn’t do it for almost 4 years. I see no hope of progression, he is done and should have been sold a long time ago. I stick to what I said, this guy is more interested what he represents off the pitch. On the pitch he is as useless as a hammer for left-handed people. There is a reason why Alli isn’t playing for England anymore! One of the most important positions we needed to strengthen was the midfield. Since Eriksen left we lack creativity. I suggested Ziyech, Ward-Prowse and Buendia for almost 6 seasons, suggested Lovro Majer who would be a cheap alternative (btw finally all of them were nominated for their national teams), but our scouting network is a big pile of shit and the board hasn’t reacted!!! The board is also responsible for the players we already have. And even the players are to stupid to understand, the chairman must know, that if certain players will not be allowed to play, because of the corona restrictions I as chairman excuse myself politly as possible to the national sides and keep them in the team. So, the manager can train with them. Romero, Sanchez and Gio missed the match and will be left out for the next matches too. A big hurray for Levy, who fucked it up once again! Its very interesting to see, that nothing changed. The first match on Saturday is full of surprises. Especially when the role of the favorite is clearly defined before the match but the underdog gets the points. Its always interesting to check the betting quotes before the matches. Why the fuck VAR hasn’t come into play is a miracle to me. Davis as mediocre as he is, he pulled his arm back. Same for Japhet, he pulled his legs back! What should he do? Pull the brake? He was in movement! Don’t want to comment on Moss, he is a corrupted, bribed tosser! Although I’m convinced the new signings will improve, we haven’t got the players for the positions we really needed to strengthen. I already mentioned the mid, but its more frustrating to see that Edouard scored twice for Crystal. A player we were heavily linked in summer. A player, AGAIN I suggested a year ago. I don’t want to praise myself, tbh Im sick of it, suggesting all these players and witness how they develop, unfortunately for other clubs! I just want to make out, what a fucking scouting network we have, a profit-mad DOF, a hesitating chairman without a clue for players and the portoguese version of „silent bob“ who reminds me more of a chef than a coach! I bet Nunos Bacalhau is better than his coaching. The frustrating thing is not that we lost, its the fact we lost 3:0 without any resistance. The lads were all over the place and make the opponent look like a elite team! Fucking hell, grow yourself big hairy balls and lead us to the bloody gravel ffs!!!! Is this really to much to ask for? Anyway, keep your heads up, mates. Get yourself 5 to 10 fancy cocktails and the world will look totally different again! Of course the best thing would be, you find an absolute pissed Arsenal supporter who will pay for the drinks and you leave the bar with his girlfriend! Cheerio! COYS
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    ECL Rennes Vs SPURS Thurs Sep 16th 17.45 KO

    IMO the hardest opponent. None of our opponents is to underestimate, but especially Rennes is always good for a surprise and well known for their talent factory. We could lose points here Vitesse is the Chelsea reserve and could be extra motivated to beat us. Anyway, their own chat group counts 245 unsatisfied members and is called „God why did I only sign for Chelsea“. Holland football has a different standard than England and if they try to give us some slack, we will slap the heck out of them and they will experience a lilly white and blue miracle! Both matches to win The slovenian Club will frustrate us and be hard to play, because they will stand at the back and wait for the counter. If we can’t break the defence early, I see two very lame and boring games coming! One win / one draw This is what my urine tells me. Let’s see
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    PL Crystal Palace Vs SPURS Sat 11th Sep 12:30 KO

    Fuck, just come back from Dubrovnik. Training in Croatia is definitely no punishment. It’s paradies!
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    PL Crystal Palace Vs SPURS Sat 11th Sep 12:30 KO

    Hmmm... think Lucas will be busy with translating. Muito bem! :D Which injuries? What about the Argentinian lads? Are they in quarantine?
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    2021 Winter / Summer Transfer Window

    Guess, it is. Emerson was the last signing. No striker, no midfielder Anyway, let the games begin!
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    2021 Winter / Summer Transfer Window

    Tomiyasu is a 35 year old Japanese with a counterfeit passport! Anyway, it needs more than one defender to sort out the troubles the Wankers have at the moment!
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    2021 Winter / Summer Transfer Window

    They should go and fuck their principles! What has left from the 220 million they get from the Neymar deal? 450 million debts! They has paid 300 million only for Griezmann and Dembele, who brought nothing to the club, although they have Fati and Pedri right in front of their noses. Barca was always known to introduce promising players from the academy, but become a buyers club. Ironically, they haven’t seen a Cent for Messi The funniest thing is besides their so called stars, it is Mephis Depay who became Messis suitor! It’s like the pandemic opened a gate to a weird parallel world. That makes me wonder, is me me, you you, we we, they they....?
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    2021 Winter / Summer Transfer Window

    But signed/kept Sidwell, Wright-Phillips and Kezman just to mention some of his historical special flops. Veron was the worst, outplayed and overrun by almost every player from the prem. Reminded me of the coyote chasing the roadrunner. Beep... beep... btw what happened to all of those who supported the special honk? Do you feel sorry? ;)
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    2021 Winter / Summer Transfer Window

    These are things I understand, but how sounds this to you? Make out promising players, sign them on time and loan them out to clubs with high competition and quality (not Turkey, not the Netherlands, not Portugal) where the lads have playing time to develop! I would have signed Moriba months ago for peanuts and loan him out to Leipzig if I know they are interested. In the meantime I would pay him a private teacher preferably a woman to motivate the young blood, who can teach him english, „french“ and maybe some „greek“ as well. So he will return as a matured man! :D
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    2021 Winter / Summer Transfer Window

    I totally agree, my dear friend managers can always do a lot of harm to transfer choices. Especially when the family is involved. But that doesn’t excuse why we need that long! It‘s not that Moriba was a secret, even I mentioned him long before. Anyway, it was a bit of surprise to me that we were interested in Moriba, especially after we signed Papi. It seems we already wrote Moriba off and signed Sarr instead as an alternative, but came back in, after negotiations seemed stuck between RB and the greedy father! I don’t know much about transfer policies, but what I know is, the early bird catches the worm!
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    2021 Winter / Summer Transfer Window

    This is what I told my brother today. Maybe its one of many sways we can brake this season. I‘m tired of being forsaken! :D You now I respect everybody, so please don’t take my frustration personally, mate, but I‘m disappointed the way we persuade the players we want. Its not that the shopping window is only open a month. Big clubs find arrangements before the window opens, but you must be sure what you want! How long did it take to announce a manager? Nuno was always an option, right from the beginning we were in for a new manager. But how many furtheads were named before, only to see them rejecting us. The most were poor as shit and not even worth being mentioned the others as realistic as signing Messi! Come on has anybody of you really thought we can sign Messi or Ronaldo? Bunch of jokers these journalists and people fell for it! How many players were linked with us, we absolutely don’t need? And even we get the players we need, they are often too late, and lack training and fitness, cause they missed the preseason matches! Now the time runs out, they try to move things. As in every bloody season. Waiting waiting waiting.... Bayern snaps up Sabitzer, RB Leibzig needs a replacement, Boom - done deal - welcome Moriba. This is how it works! You have to be sure what you want and not weighing up till the chance is gone. Only to end up with panic buys. That’s bs! As David Villa said once after his signing, „Tottenham needed one month, for what Atletico Madrid needed only one day!“ Welcome to the Daniel Levy Show! The slowest and most hesitated mf in the entire football world! To dare is to do and not to dare and have your five o‘clock tea with Patricia telling him stories from the past, when young Daniel himself had hair and was messing with the girls. Ok, I think he wouldn’t tell him stories like that, but anyway... Is it too much to ask for a season, where we can sort out our shit JUST IN TIME ? Nevertheless, I‘m still in hope we will win the title! Cowabunga lads... I mean COYS
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    2021 Winter / Summer Transfer Window

    In 2 days? Honestly, I don’t think so. I would be surprised if we get one from the two. Its always the same, we need to long to sort out what we want. If you hesitate another will snap up the best ponys Sometimes it looks as the transfer window is a brothel
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    PL Crystal Palace Vs SPURS Sat 11th Sep 12:30 KO

    A very physical match and not easy to win. Proud of the lads but a bit disappointing to waste all the chances we had. Im a big fan of our youngstars but Skippy should find the last pass instead to hold onto the ball so long. Reggie and Japhet were great. 35 matches to go. Hope the lads continue their winning streak. The next matches won’t be easier
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