We know youâ€™d love the England job Harry but with all that spare time youâ€™d only end up doing TV and Radio work and who knows even columns for national newspapers to fill in the time. Youâ€™d also have to spend more time on that permanent building site they call Sandbanks. A very posh building site Harry, but a building site is a building site.
Stick with us mate.
The World Cup
In my humble opinion it has not been the greatest show on earth but has had itâ€™s moments. As usual another new ball has played a major role in the disappointing aspects of this. It is not just goalkeepers who find the flight of the ball hard to judge but strikers too find it veering away as the ball is crossed. As with the last world cup we also watch one free kick after another going over the bar. So boring Mr. Blatter.
As for England, the team had no heart from the start and after three rubbish games the same tired old players were put out for a forth. We still have our untouchables who can stand and pick theyâ€™re noses for ninety minutes knowing full well they will be in the eleven for the next match. Dawson may not be the greatest player on the planet but in ten minutes he would have shown more heart than our so called big name players did in six hours.
We should now start building for the next World Cup so please, no over thirties in our next squad. Our press will hound you for it Mr. Cappello, they will call for the return of Owen, lampard, Gerrard, Upson, Gazza and even Nobby Styles, but we must not be leaving players at home through lack of experience when our next world cup squad is announced. (Give them some). Use the Euroâ€™s as a building block as my dart team could qualify from our group
Our press is today raving over a cheeky penalty by Sebastian Abreu that saw Uruguay reach the semi finals. Iâ€™d call it intelligent. Kingson in goal for Ghana had already dived by the time the first four penalties were taken so all Abreu had to do was chip it up in the air. Not rocket science.
By Steve Turner
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