Worse than a PAOK in the eye with a sharp stick? Beware of bearing gifts to Greeks? A Greek Bale out? A Bassong not for Europe? Take your pick.
I’ll say it once more as I might not get a chance to say it again, but you play an understrength team and you know what you’ll get? That’s right, an understrength performance. It also helps if you introduce your teammates to each other before kick off as well. Seb meet William, William meet Charlie, Charlie meet this Greek bloke, actually you might as well not bother, he’ll be sneaking around behind you for the first 15 minutes where you can’t see him and then after that it’ll be too late and won’t matter.
Redknapp has always said he didn’t like this competition, tonight we paid good money watching him ensure that it didn’t bother him too much in the future.
Well done PAOK and your bare-chested deep voiced monotone tedious fans. I don’t think you’ll win the whole thing but I hope you do.
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