It’s a bit of a quiet news day and work is dragging so we came across the following photo of Fabio Capello and thought it was too good an opportunity to resist a cheeky caption competition.
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"I must get some skimpy black trunk so I can fit right in"
Fabio looks on at his first chose back four.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
back four…sorted
I wish they were all as obedient as this lot.
Lads these will be your Wags whilst we are away!
"If I stand like this, will the photographer's notice me?"
Im the lord of the (river) Dance.
As you can see behind me, we have our 'Penalty Save' system.
Ooh Sailor…!
"I'm a little teapot, tall and stout – here's my handle, here's my spout"
"These John Terry clones are fecking awesome..the arrows are handy if he can't find his dick to talk out of"
"when a ya hit a da free kick..aim for de arrow"
"Hey a what am a dooin in a ten a pin a bowlin alley"
The players thought this was their best moment to break out of the camp in their new disguises
Capello was happy with his final squad selection but he always knew he'd have to let a few down in the end.
haahaaa..Thats gold mate!
"So Fabio created inflatables in his own image, in the image of Fabio he created them; male and tall he created them."
You lot are just a bunch of useless wind bags !
Which a one of a you a lot farted ? You is a all full of a wind.
Fabio ponders what to do now he realises that a 'flat' back four might not work!
We ran outta da goal posts, so we a got de Newcastle First a team to replace a dem.
Does me bum look a de big in this boys.
Joe… You're not coming. So take your inflatable effigies on home with you.
Relax fellas!!! Our Umbro jersey's are so tight, you'll look 3 sizes smaller.
"i have chosen these top of the line inflatable f*** dolls to keep john terry at bay from his teamates wives and not cause further embarrasment to the national team"